our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s
they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”
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The gem was born of evil’s fire, the gem shall be his portal, he comes to claim, he comes to sire, the end of all things mortal.
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what even IS american culture
it’s just a big ball of different cultures with no set value
i don’t get it
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Alex Gaskarth found out he should have been in a metal band instead of being gay with his 3 best friends.
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okay so i was at walmart today with my friends and we were standing across from the checkout area of the electronics department and this older guy is buying something and hes talking to the cashier about how he caught his son looking and something he shouldnt be and then he was like “it was two girls kissing but i know my son’s a heterosexual because he likes girls more than guys” and the cashier lady just looked at him like he was insane
the sims 4 logo looks like something i made on powerpoint with the gradient filter in primary school
wow i swear to god i thought i’d have a go and
actual logo:
powerpoint:
your secrets out EA
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black holes actually exist and here we are worrying about whether people on the internet like us or not
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#how could i resist a superhero whose weapon of choice is a shield
#guys #this is why I love steve so much #his weapon isn’t even a fucking weapon #his weapon is defense not offense #his goddamn weapon? is safety #is protection #is protecting himself and others #he takes every hit and he takes every punch #but his weapon after all this time is protection #jesus christ I think I just started crying
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